MISC.

vernalrose: me, discussing macbeth in class: “so that’s why i think lady macbeth’s murderous...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:43:10 -0400

me, discussing macbeth in class: “so that’s why i think lady macbeth’s murderous personality is, for lack of better words, kinda hot”

nice-wig-janis: frost-bitten-mage: pussydeity: thottweiler: t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:25:35 -0400

nice-wig-janis:

frost-bitten-mage:

pussydeity:

thottweiler:

thempress:

alphasandassociates:

babycakesbriauna:

akvela:

sohmahatsuharu:

yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

Yesssss!!!! Omg!

@goodvibes-floatin

Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER

i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game

YES

YESSSS I LOVE YOU GIRL

Video

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:40:54 -0400

laderdesders1: fitmaree: Can’t risk it The duck of creativity....

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:28:04 -0400

laderdesders1:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

lezcorp: lethal-cuddles: eeveelutionsforequality: bluezey: ve...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:44:12 -0400

lezcorp:

lethal-cuddles:

eeveelutionsforequality:

bluezey:

venusisfortransbians:

hipsterwitchvibes:

1f12:

holy shit

I.C.O.N.I.C

Y'all mind if I

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

And polyamorous, apparently

barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:31:46 -0400

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

mjalti: flagdemoness: mjalti: The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:47:10 -0400

mjalti:

flagdemoness:

mjalti:

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

Yo have you SEEN the terrifying shit the deep sea’s got??

u ever get a text from a man at 2 am?

dalishpariah: we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:34:01 -0400

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

dancinginthesetrees: nicollekidman: natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:11:36 -0400

dancinginthesetrees:

nicollekidman:

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

niggazinmoscow:I’ll drink to that

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:43:07 -0400

niggazinmoscow:

I’ll drink to that

fat-mabari: protowilson: niuniente: Black Cryptid This is a...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:30:42 -0400

fat-mabari:

protowilson:

niuniente:

Black Cryptid

This is a ghibli cat.

omg it is ♡

tredlocity: Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 22:34:14 -0400

tredlocity:

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

sirartwork: champagne-zaddy: Oh myyy goodddddddddd reblog for...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 22:33:47 -0400

sirartwork:

champagne-zaddy:

Oh myyy goodddddddddd

reblog for noises

pixie-tot: why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 20:48:41 -0400

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

thebootydiaries:Someone: You’re so dramatic!Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 01:27:50 -0400

thebootydiaries:

Someone: You’re so dramatic!
Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you’re talking about

cockyhorror: halfaspecialsnowflake: kscotter: medusabraids: i’...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 09:57:55 -0400

cockyhorror:

halfaspecialsnowflake:

kscotter:

medusabraids:

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

What is this and where has it been all my life???

I don’t know if you’re really asking but it’s Geordie Shore and it’s on its 17th season

gayngelofthelordlovesdean: hypohippo: spnramen: gayngelofthelo...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:21:07 -0400

gayngelofthelordlovesdean:

hypohippo:

spnramen:

gayngelofthelordlovesdean:

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

I fixed it

This is the best fix I’ve seen

tastefullyoffensive: dougiefromscotland: starwarsgraphictee: I...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:44:53 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

dougiefromscotland:

starwarsgraphictee:

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

wait for it………..

Sound up.

virgovirghoe: Is that a fucking hyena

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 01:00:25 -0400

virgovirghoe:

Is that a fucking hyena

zamisriza-the-resurrection:Reblog the 500,000 dollar written...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 09:32:21 -0400

zamisriza-the-resurrection:

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.